Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Ch-Charsss Kendenny

From The Sun:
CHARLES Kennedy was axed as host of an awards ceremony last night — after organisers decided he was not fit to deliver a speech.

Kennedy, who quit as Lib-Dem leader over booze problems, allegedly slurred his words at a dress rehearsal yesterday afternoon.

Mr Kennedy reportedly stumbled over his lines and struggled to read an autocue...

Mr Kennedy’s spokeswoman claimed last night there were "some problems with the script"
As Guido points out, a euphemism with the potential of legend.

Talking of Charles Kennedy and rehearsals, remember this?


Anonymous Clematis Fraudster said...

I'd rather have a pissed-up Charles Kennedy than a sober Ed Balls.

Why does anyone take this stuttering, dork-faced arsewipe seriously? What possessed Yvette Cooper to have this cretin's children? He is like the fat smarmy kid at school who could recite the value of pi up to 735 decimal points; and he even makes David Miliband seem charismatic by comparison.

He even looks and sounds like Piers, Alan B'stard's lackey from The New Statesman.

(Sorry. Off topic. Just letting off steam. I think I despise Balls more than Gordon Brown)

10:58 pm  
Anonymous archduke said...

maybe pissed charles kennedy as PM would be more amiable to the idea of a zero tax rate.

"aaah sure...grrrreat ideaaaa.. why the fuck notttt"?

11:34 pm  
Anonymous Clematis Fraudster said...

Sadly, there will always be plenty of Gordon's in Kennedy's drinks cabinet but Kennedy will never be in Gordon's - or anyone's - Cabinet. Such is life.

Shit. Balls could be the next Chancellor. How will Marketing Weekly sell that one?

12:28 am  
Blogger AntiCitizenOne said...

"Balls up causes Brown trousers?"

2:29 pm  

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