Make of this what you will...
...but it sure as hell isn't being reported in the MSM.
The body of a missing schoolgirl may have been turned into burgers and kebabs and served up at a seaside fast food outlet.Hat-tip Laban, more here and here.
Police fear the remains of 14 year old Charlene Downes, who went missing in November 2003, may also have been ground up into tile grout.
Iyad Albattikhi, 28, who ran the Funny Boyz takeaway in Blackpool, is charged with her murder.
The co-owner of the business Mohammed Raveshi, a 49 year old former social services worker and foster father, is charged with assisting in the disposal of her body.